Anonymous asked: REMOVE POLAND
I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
I actually just laughed so hard at this idek why
(Source: vanillish, via orgasm)
Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."